Interview of MY LIFE

1. What's the most memorable sexual experience you've ever had?
Bob Saget: I shouldn't say this in print, but it was years ago with one of the winners of America's Funniest Home Videos. "Jacuzzi Dog."

2. Ever have sex in a public place? Where?
Banks: In the 10 items or less aisle in the 99 Cent Store. I was so excited I'd spent less than $10 for 10 items that I had an orgasm.

3. How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
Saget: Forty-five. I was alone at a park in Beverly Hills riding a teeter-totter, and I think my hymen snapped.

4. What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
Saget: The pig who played Babe.

5. What's the most unusual place you've had sex?
Saget: Am I wrong, is it just me, or are these questions a bit personal?

6. What do you consider the funniest sexual act, and why?
Saget: Having sex with a dentist on nitrous oxide.

7. Ever had sex in an airplane?
Saget: Yes. In the cockpit.

8. Ever had sex with a groupie or fan?
Saget: No. But once with a group of fans. I threw myself into the mosh pit and they 12-teamed me. I felt cheaper by the dozen.

9. Do you have any nicknames for your penis?
Saget: Yes. Ten thousand of them. My favorite is George.

12. Are you good in bed?
Saget: At what?

13. What's your favorite sexual act?
Saget: Cirque du Soleil.

16. What's your favorite part of the female anatomy?
Saget: The mind.

20. What's better than sex?
Saget: Diet Peach Snapple.

21. Do you like to talk dirty while making love?
Saget: Yes, but in Aramaic.

22. What's the best time of day or night to have sex?
Saget: 2:30.

23. What music do you like to listen to during sex?
Saget: The background music from 1 vs. 100.

24. Why?
Saget: Because it adds more drama.
[playboy.]

Iraq sticks it to Bush...a bit too late?

TIKRIT, Iraq (Reuters) - An Iraqi town has unveiled a giant monument of a shoe in honor of the journalist who threw his footwear at former U.S. President George W. Bush.

The two-meter (six-foot) high statue, unveiled on Thursday in former dictator Saddam Hussein's home town of Tikrit, depicts a bronze-colored shoe, filled with a plastic shrub. "Muntazer: fasting until the sword breaks its fast with blood; silent until our mouths speak the truth," reads an inscription, in honor of journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi, who hurled his shoes at Bush and called him a "dog" at a news conference during the former president's final visit to Iraq.


Fatin Abdul Qader, head of an orphanage and children's organization in the town, said the one-and-a-half-tonne monument by artist Laith al-Amiri was titled "statue of glory and generosity."

"This statue is the least expression of our appreciation for Muntazer al-Zaidi, because Iraqi hearts were comforted by his throw," she said.

Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger

VERO BEACH, Fla. — A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.

Red Heads Day!

from cs monitor:

Debbie Rijvers from The Netherlands is seen in front of a painting of a young girl with red hair during Redhead Day, in Breda, Netherlands. Organizers said the day was intended to celebrate the relatively rare hair type, found in 1-2 percent of humans globally. The celebration was expected to draw 2,500 redheads from around the world and feature lectures, workshops, and a picnic.

The most abundant thing on the planet FREE? NO WAY, says US Air.

Starting today, water will no longer be free on US Air's domestic flights.
Charging even more than Fiji at CVS, the crappy airline water will be 2 bucks. Same goes for soda. Cheapskate? Go for the coffee or tea. That's only $1.

Currently, American, Delta, JetBlue, Southwest and Northwest all say they will not charge for drinks [insert looming YET]

Continental - the last hold-out with free meals (maybe I hate them a little less) has no intention of abandoning complimentary drinks, either.

Continental, shockingly the ones that get it, says charging for a soda would detract from passenger comfort. “That’s always been our philosophy, and it’s one that works well with us,” says spokeswoman Julie King. [I would like to remind Julie of my 5 hour late flight that caused me a grueling day in Reagan Intnl at this point]

US Airways says it will provide water and drinks for passengers in cases of medical emergency and during extensive delays. If a desperately thirsty passenger does forget a few extra dollars, US Airways spokesman Morgan Durrant says flight attendants will likely “err on the side of the customer” and give him or her water. After all, the airline wouldn’t want its customers drinking tap water from the aircraft bathroom. Though safe to drink, “Frankly, that’s just not classy,” he says.

Naked in the Woods?

A leading lawyer with the Crown Prosecution Service is offering his services as a nude model while on long-term sick leave for stress.
Clifford Allison, 56, who handles sensitive cases in the organisation's Special Crime Division, has advertised his services as a semi-professional 'erotic' actor on the internet.

The 17-stone married father of three says his work preferences include 'lingerie, glamour, implied nude, adult and topless'.
It is understood he has told them that his doctor regards his work as ' therapeutic' and is helping him recover.

Mr Allison earns about £80,000 a year and advises on complex high-profile prosecutions.

For the first six months of his absence, he was on full pay. In line with CPS policy, his payments were then reduced and Mr Allison has thrown himself into his new line of work - listing his achievements in great detail on the internet.

A former treasurer of the Bar Council, he describes himself as a registered English barrister 'with curly hair looking to diversify with good voice and presence'.
He continues: 'Well-spoken, tall, bespectacled and not traditionally good-looking. I do not restrict myself to any social group.
'I have always wanted to try acting/modelling/voice work and would regret letting the opportunity pass without having a go!
'My appearance is quite "WASP" (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) at present, as required by the day job. That does not however mean that I can only do WASPish things.

Team Mom Charged With Having Sex With Player

VACAVILLE, CA― A team mom from Vacaville has been arrested and is facing charges of having sex with a player on the youth basketball team.

The Vacaville Police Department arrested Janice Marie Niccoli, 37, on March 7 after investigating reports that she had intercourse with members of the team. Detectives from the Family Investigative Response Services Team found the victim, and learned that Niccoli allegedly met the victim while she was a team mom of a private athletic team.

Niccoli is being charged with two felony counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor of more than a 10-year age difference. She was booked into the Solano County Jail.