bitch gets angry: YOU AINT GOT NO NUGGETS?!?

FORT PIERCE, FL--Latreasa L. Goodman, 27, did what any woman would do when told McD's ran out of nuggs - she called the police. 3 Times.

"This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one,” she told police. “This is an emergency."

She is being charged with misuse of 911, according to a recently released police report.

Goodman told investigators she tried to get a refund for the 10-piece McNuggets, but the cashier told her all sales are final. "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," Goodman told police.

The cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of food for the same price to make up for it, but said Goodman got “irate,” the report states.

Fucked up story of the YEAR

Fla. doctor loses license after botched abortion
[buffalo news] The Board of Medicine has revoked the license of a Florida doctor accused of medical malpractice in a botched abortion case in which a live baby was delivered, but ended up dead in a cardboard box.

The Department of Health said Dr. Pierre Jean-Jacque Renelique was scheduled to perform an abortion on a teenager who was 23 weeks pregnant in 2006. Sycloria Williams had been given drugs in advance to dilate her cervix.

According to the complaint, she gave birth at a Hialeah clinic after waiting hours for Renelique to arrive. The complaint said one of the clinic owners put the baby in a bag that was thrown away.

Man allegedly assaults girlfriend with burger

VERO BEACH, Fla. — A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.

The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.

The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.

homewrecker, thats MY WIG!

PORT ST. LUCIE, FL— A 20-year-old woman told police the wig she was wearing got snatched by an angry ex-boyfriend, who pedaled away on a bicycle.

The victim said she left a party and was walking east on Southeast Voltair Terrace about 3 a.m. Friday when her ex-boyfriend came up on a bicycle.

She said he started arguing and yanked off a black wig that was sewn to her natural blond hair. The ex-boyfriend reportedly slapped her after she began chasing him.

Investigators found the victim's hair in "disorder." She said she and the alleged wig-snatcher lived together for eight months. She knew his first name, but apparently recalled only the first letter of his last name.

The ex-boyfriend called the victim's cell phone while an officer was there. Speaking to an officer via the cell phone, he admitted pulling the wig off and leaving when the victim started crying and said she was calling authorities.

The ex-boyfriend hung up after police asked for his last name. Investigators continue to try to identify the alleged wig-puller.

12-yr-old arrested for farting.

NOVEMBER 21--A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he "deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class," according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart's Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report notes that the 4' 11" offender admitted that he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers." The boy, whose name was redacted from the police report released today, was turned over to his mother following the arrest. The young perp turned 13 on November 15.

fucked up suicide of the day

19-year-old Florida student Abraham Biggs took his life Wednesday, live on the web. While live streaming the event, he was egged-on by the approximately 1,300 people that watched.

"People were saying things like 'go ahead and do it, faggot,' said Wendy Crane, an investigator at the Broward County Medical Examiner's office.

Biggs used Justin.tv, a live video streaming Web site, to roll as he overdosed on prescription pills, according to Crane.

Biggs posted a suicide note on a body-building forum, which has since been taken down, in which he wrote, "I hate myself and I hate living."

His family is rightfully outraged by the fact that viewers did not move to help the child. Police arrived 12 hours after Biggs' death. The camera was still rolling.

Cougar mauls 16-year-old girl

Miami herald - A young man's irresponsible bravado nearly cost a young girl her life Saturday afternoon.

The 16-year-old girl was mauled by a cougar and rushed to the hospital after she and 21-year-old Anthony Zitnick illegally entered a wildlife collector's home about 1:30 p.m. Neighbors believe Zitnick was trying to impress the younger girl.

Alan Rigerman, who legally keeps two cougars and several snakes, tortoises and alligators at his North Miami-Dade home, was out for the weekend at a reptile show in Central Florida.

Wildlife officials said the retired Miami-Dade school science teacher had permits for the animals.

Dried blood covered Rigerman's concrete floor at the spot where the 4-year-old cougar pounced on the girl and clenched his jaws around her head.

Richard Miralles, a neighbor familiar with Rigerman's large cats, heard the girl's piercing scream from next door.

'I heard her scream, `I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die,' '' he said, hours after paramedics had left.

Miralles said he immediately dropped what he was doing, jumped his six-foot fence, and barged into Rigerman's back room -- only to find the girl pinned beneath Chaos, her head in his mouth and his large declawed paw on her face. Zitnick was standing nearby in shock, Miralles said.

McCain is a Hooded Monster?

Clearwater - Frank Armstrong was preparing for his morning jog when he noticed his Lexus – adorned with a McCain-Palin sticker - had been vandalized with obscenities and a burned American flag.

Armstrong discovered the damage to his 2006 Lexus about 8:30 a.m. at his Sand Key condominium at 1400 Gulf Blvd. Clearwater police and Armstrong said someone etched obscenities and "KKK" into the paint, burned several areas of the car with cigarettes, set the flag on fire on his hood and may have urinated on the vehicle. Officers and Armstrong think the car was singled out because of its political stickers, including one reading "Nobama."

"This is definitely a hate crime," said Armstrong, a 41-year-old physician.

Police estimated damage at $4,500. Police classified the incident as "criminal mischief/hate crime" and said it appeared "to be politically/racially motivated because the victim affixed a bumper sticker supporting the McCain campaign as well as an anti-Obama bumper sticker."

Woman Gets Life For Sex With 5-Year-Old

SANFORD, Fla. -- A Florida woman will spend the rest of her life in prison for having sex with a 5-year-old boy.

A jury in Sanford convicted Kelly Lumadue, 33, for videotaped sex acts with the boy. It was Lumadue's second trial for the crime.

A garbage collector found the sex tapes in the trash and turned them over to police.

When Lumadue took the stand, she said her husband -- who is a professional pornographer -- made her do it.

The victim did not testify during the case. He said he doesn't remember what happened.

'Cat Lady' Wins Fight To Keep 150 Pets At Home

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. -- A Central Florida school teacher known as the "cat lady" who was fighting to keep nearly 150 cats at her home will get to keep her pets on property.

A Volusia County judge ruled in favor of Kristy Grant Thursday after being cited and receiving complaints from her neighbors.

The county fined Grant over her so-called animal sanctuary at her home in Pierson.

Grant's attorney said Volusia County is in the dark when it comes to rules for cat hobbyists in an earlier report.

Neighbors begged the county to ban the animals and complained that the cats used their yards a litter boxes.

Grant said she installed a fence to keep her neighbors happy.

The judge ruled in Grant's favor Thursday, saying there is no law limiting the number of cats she can have, Local 6 reported.

Tampa- Cops arrested stripper Holly Ann Courcelle, 18 for involvement in her boyfriends shooting.
You know she's a good hooker, becuase she went the 2 name route, as opposed to the more generic Candy/Bambi/Trixie route.
Bambi Candy III is charged with attempted 1st degree murder.

What caused this murderous fight?
$150. 23-yr-old Henry Chriss was arguing with Holly Ann and an unkown party about the money, when dude X shot the shit out of him.
Why she is charged with murder and not just being there, I don't know.

things that excite me.

TUCKER MAX MOVIE.

cant wait.
leaked scripts.
so bad, they're good.

fake nurses steal floridians shit.

SANFORD, Fla. -- A gang of female bandits dressed in nursing costumes is stalking and targeting women and elderly shoppers at Central Florida businesses.

Investigators said the band of women has been active in several communities, with the latest attack happening at a Sanford Wal-Mart located on 17-92.

In the most recent case, a 74-year-old woman was leaving a store and a group of women were spotted following her. One of the women then grabbed the victim's purse and jumped into a silver four-door car.

"These women have been striking in Altamonte Springs and in Orlando," Sanford police Jeffery Sabounji said. "They target elderly people and other females. They even dressed up as nurses to get people to relax so they think they are not going to do anything."

Investigators said several women are involved in the theft ring but they are looking for one specific woman. She is a heavy-set woman with very short hair and can be mistaken for a man, detectives said.

Officers also said the woman is around 21 years old and apparently lives in Sanford.

Seder caters to blacks, Jews with collard greens, sans ham

Besides the traditional bitter herbs and sweet wine, a Passover seder on Thursday will include unexpected treats: collard greens and sweet potato pie.

The idea is to recall the shared struggles of Jews and African-Americans, said seder organizer Eunice Baros.

The dinner, to take place at the Marriott City Place, includes a special Haggadah, or Passover story, that includes poetry by Maya Angelou and reminds participants, "Let us recall the struggles of all people in every generation, in every part of the world."

Passover commemorates the exodus of Jews from slavery in Egypt. The connection with the history of blacks was obvious to the organizers, including LaRoi Wright, an artist and drummer and one of the seder organizers.

Wright hopes his son can have a "bro mitzvah," a hybrid coming-of-age rite for young black men, based on the Jewish bar mitzvah.

Wright is providing a video called Freedom, which shows a black man in chains but represents "freedom for all people," he said.
Freedom will be aired during the seder and Wright will perform on the drums.

Sy Bernstein's connection was personal. A union official, he was in Memphis, Tenn., working with garbage workers on strike when the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated in 1968. He joined the organizers at lunch last week.

Bernstein, of suburban Boca Raton, recalled that Jews worked closely with blacks during the civil rights era. Rabbis regularly marched with King, and in 1964, three civil rights volunteers - two Jews and a black man - died together after being ambushed in Mississippi.

The seder food will be cooked in the kosher kitchen of the Marriott City Place in West Palm Beach, which means that the collards will be made without the traditional seasoning of ham hocks, prohibited by kosher food laws.

The seder will not be a "teaching seder," but more of an opportunity to share traditions, said Rabbi Alan Sherman, chaplain of the Jewish Federation of Palm Beach County and a longtime participant in interfaith efforts.

"It will be multilayered," said Sherman, who plans to point out the overlaps between black and Jewish cultures. For example, the horseradish used at the seder.

"It represents the bitterness of slavery, but not only the bitterness of the Israelites, but also the bitterness of the African experience. This would strengthen the bonds. We will build something unique together."