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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Big O helps make baby; seems to help get it out, too?

A new documentary claims that somewhere in the midst of shooting an 8 pound creature out of a 1 inch well, slit.....women in labor actually have orgasms
The documentary is called Orgasmic Birth, and tells women rather than feeling agony, they should thoroughly enjoy childbirth.

The movie is being shown throughout England, and shows women climaxing while bringing life into the world. Critics, though, say it looks like a cheesy porn...with an extra little guy in there.

One of the women in the film, Amber Hartnell, 29, says she experienced a climax just over halfway through giving birth to her son Orus, now 3 1/2.
'All of a sudden, the orgasm just started rolling through and rolling through, and it just kept coming,' says Amber, who lives in Hawaii.

She says she'd never read a childbirth book in her life 'so she could be open to the process'.
[just for the Rachel Paiste record, she did have a water birth. clearly why]

Orgasms, according to the film's producer Debra Pascali-Bonaro, are 'the best-kept secret' in childbirth.
quote directly from daily mail: But according to the panel of experts collected together for this film in order to tell us how to find sensual pleasure in birth, those contractions which make you feel like your insides are being pulled apart by two juggernauts are, in fact, waves of pleasure we mothers are too uptight to recognise.

Their argument is that if only we all gave birth at home, without gas and air, and surrendered to the experience, we'd all be shouting 'Yes, yes, yes' louder than Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.

'When the baby's coming down the birth canal, remember, it's going through the exact same positions as something going in - the penis going into the vagina, which often leads to orgasm,' says Dr Christiane Northrup, who seems to display a rather limited appreciation of the female anatomy.

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At March 22, 2009 at 3:29 PM , Blogger Ian said...

That gave Martha and I an idea for a new product: A life-size baby-shaped silicone dildo called "Mommy's Little Helper". Win?

At March 22, 2009 at 3:59 PM , Blogger Rachel Paiste said...



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