OMG! I think He Came in My Eye!

January 26, 2009 - As if you did not utilize it enough in your spare time, there is a new reason to stay home and jerk off.....even better than technicolor.

Hong Kong filmmakers are in the planning stages for their upcoming pornographic movie, 3D Sex and Zen, which will begin filming in April. With a budget of $4 million, the project is actually a remake of the original Sex and Zen movie, one of Hong Kong's best known erotic films. 3D! Sex! Sex in 3D!

"Just imagine that you'll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed," Producer Stephen Shiu Jnr told the Sunday Morning Post. "There will be many close-ups. It will look as if the actresses are only a few centimetres from the audience."

A special effects company, one that has worked on blockbusters including The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D, is being brought in to produce the 3D imagery for the film. While other markets will probably just get a home version, in Hong Kong this cinematic masterpiece will be released in theaters. Bring it on, Paul Reiser.

true facts. the pill confuses biology.

The introduction of the pill could be touted as the creator of modern sexuality. But it could also be responsible for confusing hormones and attracting ill-suited partners, new studies say.

The British study confirms past ideas that a woman's taste in men is skewed while on the pill - in the wrong direction. The pill alters the type of male scent that women find most attractive to those who are less genetically compatible.

To take this the Rachel Paiste step further: perhaps this is one of the reasons why the divorce rate went up with the regular use of oral contraceptives.

When not under the influence of extra estrogen, women are attracted to the pit stains of dudes that have incredible different genetic structure than themselves.
However, when on the pill, women chose those with a genetic build similar to their own, exponentially raising the possibility of mutation and immune weaknesses. It is not normal to be attracted to someone genetically close to you.

the technical part: Several previous studies have suggested that women tend to prefer the smell of men who are different from them in a cluster of genes called the major histocompatibility complex (MHC), which governs the immune system. Some of these studies have also found that this effect is not seen among Pill users. [famous t-shirt tests]

Unlike some previous studies, this research did not find any preference for dissimilar MHC genes. However, when the women started taking the Pill their preferences shifted towards the scent of men with more similar genes to their own.

This suggests that Pill use has an effect on perceptions of scent attractiveness, even if there is no underlying female preference for similar or dissimilar MHC genes.

Stud of the Day

more reasons not to waste time on love.

The honeymoon period is officially over two years, six months and 25 days into wedlock, according to new research.

And by the third wedding anniversary 83 per cent say they couldn't be bothered to continue celebrating the day they got together.

The poll of 5,000 married couples, conducted by global research company onepoll.com, revealed that more than half feel undervalued in their relationship.

Seven in 10 men admit they are so comfortable with their spouse they frequently leave socks, pants and other dirty washing lying around the house.
And 79 per cent think nothing of leaving the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.

Two-thirds of women polled say they never make the effort to dress up and look nice for their partner, and 54 per cent no longer bother plastering on the make-up.

In fact, a slovenly 61 per cent of women readily admit the first thing they do when they get home from work is remove all smart clothes and make-up for comfy pyjamas or tracksuit bottoms. [and I ask: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT?!?!?]
Forty three per cent of couples haven't had breakfast in bed together since they walked down the aisle. [good. it's cleaner that way.]

OMG! I JUST DID THE GOVERNOR!

The high-priced hooker at the center of Gov. Spitzer's sex scandal trysted with him several times before he was caught on a wiretap - but it was only during their last encounter that she realized the real identity of her john, sources said yesterday.

"Oh, my God! Do you know who this guy is?" a shocked Ashley Alexandra Dupre asked her bosses at the Emperors Club VIP escort service, a source said.
The comment came after her $4,300 meeting with Spitzer at a Washington hotel on Feb. 13.

The 22-year-old call girl had several dates with the governor over the past year, the sources said, but always knew him as "George Fox" - the name of one of Spitzer's close friends that he used to hide his identity.

But just before Dupre - whom Spitzer knew as "Kristen" - had her startling revelation, federal authorities caught the governor on tape giving them enough evidence to take down the sex ring, paving the way for his embarrassing resignation.

Meanwhile, as the Democratic governor prepared to slink out of office on Monday with his tail between his legs, sordid details of Dupre's decline into prostitution emerged.
Sources say Dupre got involved with the Emperors Club as early as 2006 after responding to an ad from the agency seeking girls to "party" with deep-pocketed men.
After meeting with her, the escort service's operators liked what they saw. She took to the job quickly.

"Like all of them, she wanted to hang out with guys with money," a source said.
After moving to New York to pursue a music career in 2004, Dupre worked as a cocktail waitress, hostess and bartender at New York hot spots like Viscaya, Pink Elephant and Retox. She partied with club promoters and bragged about hobnobbing with hip-hoppers like Sean "Diddy" Combs.

"Nobody knew she was a prostitute," the club source said. "Everyone assumes it goes on, but you never know which girls are involved. Now it makes sense where her Cartier watch, her Louis Vuitton bathing suit and her trips to St.-Tropez came from."

Dupre continued her pursuit of a music career and in early 2007 had a photographer friend shoot glamour photos of her to use in her portfolio.

Born Ashley Youmans, Dupre grew up in Seaside Heights and Wall Township by the Jersey Shore. She also mentioned being abused while growing up, saying it forced her to run away - a claim one family friend called ridiculous.

"She crashed up [her stepdad's] Porsche and wanted another one, and he wouldn't give it to her, so she left," said the friend, who asked her name not be printed.

GOV'S HOOKER CAN BARE ALL - for free!

When she details her romp to the panel - which could slam Spitzer with a slew of criminal charges - pretty young escort Ashley Alexandra Dupre is expected to hold nothing back, because she is almost certain to be granted immunity against prosecution for her own sex crimes.

"I have no reason to believe she is going to be charged," Dupre's high-powered criminal-defense lawyer, Don Buchwald, said yesterday.

Spitzer faces the possibility of being indicted not only for violating the Mann Act - which prohibits sending women across state lines for "immoral" purposes - but also for money laundering because he paid the pimps who ran the club.

Details emerged of how Dupre was granted a court-appointed lawyer - despite the fact that her hourly rate at least equals that of a private attorney.
Dupre, 22, was hired out by Emperors at the sky-high hourly rate and lives in a studio apartment in a doorman building in the Flatiron District that rents for nearly $4,000 per month.

But on Monday, she filed a financial affidavit in Manhattan federal court seeking a free lawyer - and it was granted.
Mary Mulligan, the private lawyer who was on call that day, was ruled ineligible because she is already representing Tanya Hollander, another Emperors Club defendant.

Spitzer is a slut.

(CNN) -- New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer is under investigation for allegedly meeting with a prostitute in a Washington hotel. He has admitted involvement in a prostitution ring, The New York Times reports.

One of the sources said Spitzer is identified in a criminal complaint as "Client-9," and that Spitzer's alleged involvement was caught on a federal wiretap. Man, for someone known for his crackdown on all things illegal and unethical, this has gotta sting a little bit.
And why is it that the most outspoken critics of a way of action is often the most deeply involved in the offense? What is it about these crooked politicians?

Prosecutors say the ring provided prostitutes costing as much as $3,100 an hour. The criminal complaint did not name any customers, but authorities did intercept text messages, e-mails and telephone calls. I surely hope that was some quality sex, because that sure as HELL is some quality money.

"I apologize first and most importantly to my family. I apologize to the public, to whom I promised better," he said.
"I am disappointed that I failed to live up to the standard I expected of myself," he said.

Look forward to a resignation later today.