Humanoids are stupid. Laugh at them.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

drunk bros step up to cops @ now defunct :( Good Times Emporium.

24 year old Michael Vaughan did what so many do on nights of
drinking.....took his bud light t the porch to enjoy alongside his
cigarette. When told that this went againts the Good Time policy, he
shouted at employees "Dude, get real. I'll do what I want," according
to police reports. He proceeded to make fun of the staff, calling the
messengers of bad news Nazis.
"Yeah, right, dude. Like I might leave," was Vaughan's response to
being banned from the bar.

Enter detail wokers Officer James Slattery and Sgt. John Vozella, who
tell Vaughan he will be arrested if he doesn't see himself out.
"Dude, are you for real?"
Turns out, they were. He left with a friend, but they came back a few
minutes later.
"Dude, I'm coming in. What are you going to do? Do you know who I am?
I'm from Pembroke, Massachusetts," Vaughn allegedly told Sgt.
Vozella.[HILARIOUS]
Vaughan and Tassinari(said friend) allegedly both live at 128 Pleasant
St. in Hanson, according to police reports.
Vaughan was arrested. Friend Tassinari got angry,a nd tried to free
Vaughan from his handcuffs.
Vaughan and Tassinari were both charged with disorderly conduct and
resisting arrest. Vaughan was also charged with trespassing.

EXCELLENT.

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