Oh, the Sun, How I love your "news"...

Sex toy went like a bomb

May 30, 2007

A VILLAGE was sealed off yesterday and the bomb squad called in to explode a buzzing parcel — which turned out to be a SEX TOY.

Post Office staff dialled 999 when the package started making a noise.

Cops shut the main road in Hasland, Derbyshire, and told residents to stay indoors. Pub boss Steve Chapman said: “We thought terrorists had infiltrated the village.”