man oh man oh man.

Beep Iams, formerly known as Paul Fitzwilliams, gets 100% props for turning me on to this...
and to think that I wanted to marry him. When I was 13. My best friend Jordan wrote a story about us...butg of course, she was a holy roller baptist, so instead of it being about us fucking, I got raped by my "bad" boyfriend and Nick helped my choose the right path, not get an abortion, married me, and helped me raise the baby.
HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?~!?~!?!
And, without further ado, Nick and Aaron fight. With a bunch of sluts around. GO BROS.