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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The most amazing article about a book i need to read.

Entitled "The Joy of drinking" written by an old self-proclaimed curmudgeon named Barbara Holland, who, coincidentally, drinks half a gallon of scotch a week.

an excerpt:

Now, with her voice and spirit lubricated by the magic of fermented grapes, she begins to sing:

I had a little hen and she had a wooden leg,

And every time she cackled, she would lay a wooden egg.

She was the best little hen that we had on the farm,

And another little drink wouldn't do us any harm.

She bursts out laughing, and then starts coughing.

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