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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Hotel guests stole TV in Monticello, police say

MONTICELLO — Two Monticello men were arrested yesterday on charges they ripped off the motel they were staying at.
ok, thats fair. shit happens.
Police said Aaron E. Morris, 25, and Shawn E. Nichols, 40, broke into the storage room of the Heritage Inn on Broadway around 3:30 a.m. and stole a flat-screen television.
still fair, we did it at oakwoods. Maybe the people at the hotel should hide things more copiously. MAYBE they should try locking the storage closets. [We needed that vacuum more than they did, anyways]
Police say they were captured carrying it by the motel’s video surveillance camera, and Morris was nabbed in the bathroom of the room he was renting with the TV.
QUICK. HIDE IT IN THE TUB! What?
Both men were charged with burglary, a felony, and sent to Sullivan County Jail on $10,000 bail.
...strikingly high bail for your neighborhood trailer trash.

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