What next?

The Mecca Of Albino Squirrels. The National Barbed Wire Museum. Gopher Town. Not one, but TWO Greatest Balls of Twine.
...The midwest is no stranger to crappy museums advertising Americans general stupidity. Thankfully, this one can go down in the books as a fake.

...A Brad Pitt Museum in Missouri?
Brad Pitt's actor pals Don Cheadle and George Clooney have been fooled into thinking a bogus story about a museum honoring the hunk is for real.

Both Ocean's Eleven stars have commented on a 'planned' Pitt museum in the star's native Springfield, Missouri, but locals insist the story is "a hoax."

Susan Wade, the public relations manager at the Springfield Convention and Visitors Bureau, tells Usmagazine.com, "It's a bogus story. I was quoted in November saying, `We joke that we need a Brad Pitt museum,' (and) changes were made to the quote."

Not that I would put it past the state.....it's enthralling delights barely warranted the one stop I made while there (an unfortunate necessity, the gas tank being on "E" and all)
But can you imagine? A bunch of fat, sloppy red neck women groping themselves amongst other women who also imagine their fat, sloppy redneck husbands to look just like the shmuck?
Man, it's almost to good to handle.