I have never recomended a book more genuinely than I reccomend this, right now.

Danielle Crittenden is a blogger on Huffington Post.
She does a regular column called "The Presidents Secret IMs."
Danielle just released a book compiling all the ims from huffpost, and some more, just for shits. I laughed out loud in public places more than I like to admit.
I know, Mike, that this qualifies as a LONG post, but read it. it's funny.

R

in case you're a little slow, ladeezman42 is bill and kickass43 is george.

Chat with Ladeezman42
8:09 p.m.

kickass43: dude!

Ladeezman42: AWAY MESSAGE: The Clinton Global Initiative is designed to inspire action. Find out how you can contribute by going to www. clintonglobalinitiative.org.

Kickass43: aw man
Kickass43: kno ur ther
Kickass43: ur watchin america's nxt top modle
Kickass43: cmon
Kickass43: don't try 2 duck me

Ladeezman42: AWAY MESSAGE: The Clinton Global Initiative is designed to inspire action. Find out how you can contribute by going to www. clintonglobalinitiative.org.

Kickass43: k fine
Kickass43: b that way
Kickass43: u may b *away* but ur not *offline*
Kickass43: I kno u can c this
Kickass43: so I'll jus say wat im gna say

Ladeezman42: AWAY MESSAGE: The Clinton Global Initiative is designed to inspire action. Find out how you can contribute by going to www. clintonglobalinitiative.org.

Kickass43: thot we had a dealio
Kickass43: "I don't blame u 4 osama"
Kickass43: "u don't blame me 4 osama"
Kickass43: that chris wallace intervu wuznt cool
Kickass43: repeat: NOT. COOL.

Ladeezman42: AWAY MESSAGE: The Clinton Global Initiative is designed to inspire action. Find out how you can contribute by going to www. clintonglobalinitiative.org.

Kickass43: like wat wuz that bout???
Kickass43: u lookd crazy
Kickass43: way loco
Kickass43: all that rite wing conspircy shit
Kickass43: blamin me/blamin fox etc
Kickass43: u KNO u sat on ur ass 4 8 yrs...
Kickass43: 8 YRS!
Kickass43: lettin osama blo up *watevah*
Kickass43: "how bout sum uss cole wit ur kobar twrs?"
Kickass43: "mayb us like tha world trade centr as a side 4 now...?"
Kickass43: "cuz tha hole things goin on speshul on 9/11"
Kickass43: then like now ur *away*
Kickass43: *inspirin acshun*
Kickass43: yeh rite
Kickass43: key wrd: *inspirin*
Kickass43: sur aint *doin*
Kickass43: k
Kickass43: sed wat I needd 2 say
Kickass43: sum bud u r
Kickass43: gna turn on tha ball game...

Ladeezman42: u hold it rite ther!!
Ladeezman42: SIT
Ladeezman42: NOW

Kickass43: new it!
Kickass43: new u wer ther!

Ladeezman42: u did dick bout osama b4 9/11!
Ladeezman42: u cda stoppd 9/11 if ud cared more bout securty...
Ladeezman42: than pullin brush in tx!

Kickass43: geez man it wuz a nu term
Kickass43: I nvr do well my 1st yr
Kickass43: im still tryin 2 figr out wher my frikkin classes r

Ladeezman42: well don't go givin me dis "dealio" crap
Ladeezman42: we didn't hav no deal

Kickass43: DID
Kickass43: chkd w/poppy
Kickass43: he remembrs
Kickass43: few mos aftr 9/11
Kickass43: he sed "this aint a moment boys 2 get in2 tha blame game"
Kickass43: remembr?
Kickass43: that time we were all playin horseshoos at camp dave?
Kickass43: (I beat jeb)
Kickass43: u sed "ur rite mr. b"
Kickass43: "aint no gd pointin fingrs"
Kickass43: "this is biggr than all of us"
Kickass43: so wat wuz all that fingr pointin wit wallace????

Ladeezman42: lttl creep
Ladeezman42: jus wantd 2 punch him!
Ladeezman42: knock im out--bam!
Ladeezman42: wipe dat smug lttle smile offa his face
Ladeezman42: felt GOOD
Ladeezman42: makin dat twerp squirm
Ladeezman42: sho im we clintons don't hafta take dis shit
Ladeezman42: havent felt dat good ina long time
Ladeezman42: not sins I dissd jennings

Kickass43: well u mighta felt gd but I sur didn't aprechiate it
Kickass43: & its not like u did urself any gd
Kickass43: like here u r
Kickass43: *mr statesman*
Kickass43: *mr globl inishutiv*
Kickass43: gettin laura out 2 talk bout sumpin othr than books & slo kids
Kickass43: shakin hands w/gates & buffett
Kickass43: lettin tha press kiss ur ass
Kickass43: "oo he shd b tha nxt gen-sec of that UN!"
Kickass43: (aftr mr coffee annan gets led off 2 prison...)
Kickass43: (wher he'll get 2 test his frikkin geneva convenshuns in tha showr)
Kickass43: & u go on sum paranoyd rant!
Kickass43: hed slap dude!
Kickass43: man u jus uppd tha clinton street cred w/tha lefty whackos!
Kickass43: ur a star on utube--u & george allen!

Ladeezman42: hmm
Ladeezman42: u may b rite
Ladeezman42: jus felt so dam good

Kickass43: yeh well that's alwys ur xcuse
Kickass43: aint gna help u sink hllry
Kickass43: if that wuz ur plan
Kickass43: (which I thot it wuz)

Ladeezman42: not like u guys r helpin me out here
Ladeezman42: hllry looks hot now compard 2 dat boob allen
Ladeezman42: & he wuz like ur front runner!
Ladeezman42: dat must b a 1st!

Kickass43: wat?
Kickass43: a jew runnin 4 prez?

Ladeezman42: no!
Ladeezman42: dat tha stupidst guy in tha race is jewish
Ladeezman42: as monica wd say: wat a shonda

Kickass43: ?

Ladeezman42: an embarrsmnt!
Ladeezman42: 4 tha jews!

Kickass43: cmon
Kickass43: its not like ur surpriz jews r any bttr
Kickass43: look @ kerry!
Kickass43: man no 1 cared that he acceptd "irishman of tha yr" award...
Kickass43: like 4 X in a row!
Kickass43: & he's as jewish as allen
Kickass43: didn't c that come up in tha debates

Ladeezman42: dats cuz he wasn't such a shmok

Kickass43: stop wit tha hebrw
Kickass43: aint gettin u

Ladeezman42: *yiddish*
Ladeezman42: look it up
Ladeezman42: ull c ur foto ther
Ladeezman42: comes aftr putz

Kickass43: lol
Kickass43: NOT
Kickass43: o wait--here's u:
Kickass43: noyef
Kickass43: course u guys had allbright
Kickass43: allbright jewish!
Kickass43: muy shockr!

Ladeezman42: she wuznt all jewish

Kickass43: wuznt all brite neither

Ladeezman42: k but we still fieldd bttr jews
Ladeezman42: rubin, reich, emanuel...

Kickass43: we got tha neocons...

Ladeezman42: GREENSPAN...

Kickass43: josh boltens a jew
Kickass43: JOHN bolton acts jewish...

Ladeezman42: summers...

Kickass43: lieberman!
Kickass43: wait...
Kickass43: duz he count on r side or urs?

Ladeezman42: u can have im

Kickass43: k
Kickass43: still
Kickass43: u havent xplaind y u blew up wit wallace
Kickass43: went all meshugeh

Ladeezman42: dunno bud
Ladeezman42: felt like ol times I ges...
Ladeezman42: & I did owe hllry sumthin

Kickass43: ?

Ladeezman42: chek out this foto
Ladeezman42: tha chick in front
Ladeezman42: sum shainkeit

Kickass43: wat bristen!

Ladeezman42: ur catchin on dude
Ladeezman42: unfortunatly so wuz hillry
Ladeezman42: a bump in her polls...
Ladeezman43: will distract her from tha bump in my pants
Ladeezman42: kno wat im sayin

Kickass43: got it bud
Kickass43: ur still a pisk-malocheh

Ladeezman42: l8r

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