woah, nelly.

Just to throw it out there, I had a dream in which I sexed Paris Hilton. It was like Cinderella; I liked it because poor little me got to live in a manse, and she liked being able to help the peons.
Her hispanic maid caught us.
classy, right?




...Mommy, does this mean I'm a lesbian?...

In honor of this, HERE is the SONG OF THE DAY!


[that's hot.]