What a sick story. Man's a geniues (sick in only the best way)

British cop proves he was still on duty during sex romp

Thu Aug 16, 2:40 PM ET
LONDON (AFP) - A British police officer who had sexual relations while on duty was acquitted in court because he was in constant radio contact due to the earpiece he was wearing during his sex romp.
Police transport inspector Massoud Khan, 41, found his 43-year-old partner on the Internet dating site uniformdating.com.

He conducted his illicit encounter in a room at the police station at Gatwick Airport, near London, it was reveaLed during the trial on Wednesday.
The jury quickly came to a unanimous verdict as the policeman proved he was able to respond to all emergencies as he was equipped with an earpiece tuned in to the police radio frequency.

"If there was a call for me, I would have answered it and I would have dealt with it," he told the court, according to the Times newspaper.
His lawyer Kevin Baumber believes that the inspector certainly misbehaved, but his bad decision is not a crime.

"This is a criminal court, not a moral court. It's doubtful that this case would have been brought if he had taken an extended lunch break or gone for a game of golf," he said.
The inspector still may face disiplinary action.


...Man, I need to move to Europe.
only....one year, 14 days!
woo!