umm...this is just weird.

Seat Belt 'Heimlich' Saves Choking Man

Aug 16, 4:19 PM (ET)
EUGENE, Ore. (AP) - A seat belt saved a driver, police say, but not in the usual way. Steven Earp, 48, was eating a fast-food sandwich Wednesday morning, said police Sgt. Doug Mozan. Earp choked and blacked out. His 1997 Honda sedan hit a parked car.
After the wreck, Earp came to.
Mozan attributed his revival to a "seat-belt-induced Heimlich maneuver."
Witnesses told police Earp got out of his car, and they asked if he was OK.
"No, I'm not," he said, and collapsed again.
Paramedics revived him and took him to the hospital, where doctors determined he hadn't been injured.
"We urge people to take the extra time to pull over to the side of the road to enjoy your breakfast sandwiches," said Mozan. "The fact that it was a nonfatal accident was extremely lucky. He didn't choke to death or take anyone else with him."

I wonder how fat this dude was. Because chances are, he's a fucking tank. We really shouldn't let fatties get away with this crap. And what is this Mozan quote? (other than HIlarious) I know I always enjoy my breakfast sandwiches on the side of the road...along with those quickes with the ten cent hooker. And my crack pipe.
At least I'm safe about it....