stupid xmas toy of the day

Can't take care of/afford a real dog?
Buy biscuit, the animatronic puppy! Somehow, this ridiculous bit of awesome has become the British "must-have" do [as claimed by the Daily Mail].

he doesn't shit or bark, wow!
But here's the real kicker...this dog is LIFE SIZED.
And he could be yours for only $150!

His head, ears and tail move, and he follows six voice commands like 'sit up and beg' and 'give me a paw'. He also responds to touch and will sniff and chomp when given a bone.