Heinous Crime of the Day: NO SAUCE!

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - Reginald Peterson made an urgent cal to 911 TWICE last week, the victim of a terrible crime.
Subway had left the sauce off of his spicy Italian sandwich.
Thats right, instead of going back and asking nicely for the sauce, the 42-year old Peterson tried to make those employees pay.

But why the 2 phone calls?
Peterson called once to report the crime, and called a few minutes later to complain that the officers did not arrive quickly enough.
Peterson himself was arrested for mis-using the service.

true facts
911: 911, Whats your emergency?
Peterson: Is Today Tuesday or Wednesday?
911: Thats not an emergency, sir, but it's Tuesday.