China puts rules around Beijing. DON'T HAVE FUN!

BEIJING (Reuters) - Some rules for the 2008 Summer Olympics:

Do not sleep outdoors. "maintain public hygiene and the cultured image of cities."

Do not let the stifling summer heat tempt you into streaking, do not get drunk nor set off fireworks nor wave "insulting banners."

Anyone with mental illnesses or sexually transmitted diseases is banned.

Lighters have been banned on domestic flights.

Commuters are being asked to take a swig from water bottles on the subway to ensure they do not contain suspicious substances.

-Dog meat is off the menu in the Chinese capital during the Olympics in case animal rights groups are offended.
-Out goes the traditionally named "husband and wife's lung slice" appetizer which is being replaced by the more linguistically correct "beef and ox tripe in chili sauce."

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Jiang Yu said: "China is a safe place. Please be assured. China is a nation with great hospitality and courtesy."