Holy crap, Alan, there's a FOX in the WC!

After a long night of scavenging and arousing the ladies, our red socked friend decide to head in and wash up. So that Mrs. Fox would not be suspicious.

Mrs Heard was in bed when she heard scratching and went to investigate, thinking her cats were having one of their regular squabbles.
Instead, she found Basil Brush Junior perched on the window ledge staring at her.

'Some towels had been strewn around the floor, but aside from that the fox did no damage and made no mess,' said Mrs Heard, 64, from Ilford, Essex.
'He was good-natured and appeared very nervous.'

Mr Heard, 72, scooped up the cub in his arms and took it out to the garden where it disappeared into the undergrowth.
Before it departed, however, it took a last backwards glance. 'It was as if he was saying goodbye,' said Mrs Heard.

The fox came in through the Heard's cat door.

A wildlife expert for the RSPCA said: 'It is exceedingly rare for a fox to enter a house.
'Foxes generally avoid human contact, and although those living in urban areas may be less timid than those in the countryside, they are still cautious of people.'