oh, you poor dumb poor people.

Detectives investigating: man fatally shot and left at hospice

The body of a 25-year-old man left at a Southwest Portland hospice about midnight died of a gunshot wound, an autopsy confirmed today.

Portland Police detectives are withholding more specific information about the shooting while it is investigated, but it appears Michael Christopher Mason was shot in the parking lot of Wild Oats in the 6400 block of Southwest Capitol Highway.

Detectives are seeking a white male identified as "Jason" and have no suspect information.

Mason was dropped off at the Legacy Hopewell House Hospice. Police speculated someone with the victim thought the hospice was a medical facility and left the body there.


Now dont get me wrong, but when did thugs stupid enough to drop their dying drug honkey at a hospice start eating organic?
Yeah, man, lets off him. Yeah, meet at work. You want anything? Some free range fried chicken?
chill.

p.s. I know this makes me racist as they are white but its just funnier this way.
yo.