Chase, not sex on car, leads to UNH arrest

DURHAM, N.H. - University of New Hampshire police arrested a man who allegedly ran from authorities after being caught having sex with an intoxicated woman on top of a car last month.

Zachary Maurais of Litchfield, 18, turned himself into police last week and was released on $1,000 bail. He’s charged with resisting arrest and criminal trespassing, both misdemeanors. Police say the trespassing charge stems from the foot chase, during which Maurais ran across railroad tracks to evade them. Police said the woman was intoxicated at the time and denied there was a man there.

....dumb bitch prob. forgot.