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Burglar Steals Food, Leaves Valuables

APPLETON, Wis. (AP) - This thief apparently had quite the appetite. Appleton police received a call Wednesday of a burglary - not of valuables but of food.

The burglar apparently entered the unlocked apartment and walked away with a pizza, six eggs, a can of beef ravioli, a can of peaches and one chicken-and-broccoli Hot Pocket, authorities said.v (thats a classy dinner right there.)

The crime apparently occurred between 8:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m., the police report said. (....and all for BREAKFAST)

Police had no immediate suspects.