Prison inmates take out contract on sniffer dog's life

oh no...how ill Lil Tito get his crack now? If not up the ass of his girl? GOD DAMN THAT DOG, E FUCKED UP MY HIGH!
Meanwhile, Foxxy's weave is a mess in her solitary at Rikers. (Other inmates says she's "lonely" and "very nice")
Criminals in Limerick Prison have reportedly taken out a contract on the life of a sniffer dog who has almost cleared the prison of drugs.

Reports this morning say inmates are so frustrated with the dog's success that they have ordered their associates to have him killed.

The two-year-old black-and-white spaniel called Rocky is reportedly making an average of 10 drug finds every day in the prison's visiting area.

Visits are down by more than 30% since he began his work.