a funny little article about what to do after college. I know I'm too old for this, but I find this line all too amusing/painfully correct:

Under the heading "How to Use Your Degree"
Film - if the hottest girl at a party wants to know whether Citizen Kane has better cinematography than Little Man , you're the go-to guy. Then, as her beefy boyfriend's kicking your scrawny hipster ass, you can contemplate your predicament through the zeitgeist of post-modernism.