some of my favorite news stories of the day.
Keep your mouth shut, this is the symphony! Hey, fuck you! (Smack down in Symphony Hall...take that Ben Folds)
We all knew there was a reason that blow jobs were not for the light of heart....but we didn't know that the cum guzzlers were all going to die of cancer.
So, did you get any solicitations this evening? Yes, seargeant. Great - she just offered it? Well no, I undid my fly and let her tickle my balls a bit first. ....on the taxpayer's dollar.; FUCK YES
After confiscating marijuana from a badass thug, cop narrowly avoids jail himself. Why? He and his wife made ganj brownies, of course!
Teenagers that drink with parents...binge less as college kids? Where you were on this one, mom! Huh?
posted by Rachel Paiste @ 9:35 PM
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To correct the blowjob statement, I think it's due to the same virus that was found to contribute to Cervical cancer. Thus, the story leads me to believe that it's the cunnilingual who'll go down in the end.
-s
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