yo why'd you shit in my helado?!?!

SYDNEY (Reuters) - A riotous fight broke out in one of Sydney's main tourist pubs after a family got served poop cream.
The shitting in dish came after the family complained about noise during a soccer game.

State government food minister Ian Macdonald confirmed that frozen fecal matter had been found in a serving of chocolate gelato offered to pub patron Steve Whyte and his wife Jessica, who became "violently ill" after eating it.

"The stench went through my nostrils, I retched and spat it into the napkin," Jessica Whyte told the Daily Telegraph newspaper, recounting what local media are calling "gelati-gate."

The tainted sweet was allegedly served up at the Coogee Bay Hotel, one of Sydney's largest and most popular beachfront hotels, located just a few minutes south of Bondi Beach.

The pub has denied serving excrement to the Whyte's after they complained they were unable to hear a televised football game due to loud music, with both the chef and restaurant manager volunteering for DNA tests to prove their innocence.