Humanoids are stupid. Laugh at them.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Do you know who I am?!?!?

From the Niagara Gazette
Falls City- Sammy J. Van Halen West, who really loves Van Halen, and some dude named West, had an interesting court appearance Friday.
He announced his arrival by stating: “Van Halen in the house.” He also made sure to point out to the judge that Van Halen is his legal name.

Now, as to that trespassing charge, seems the 45-year-old Van Halen West was kicked out, for good, of the McDonald’s on Niagara Falls Boulevard. He was barred because a McDonald’s manager told police, “Sammy keeps coming in and hitting on all the girls.”

The final straw had something to do with a line like "big tits make big trouble." [Add to the list of things you don't say to 16 year old girls]


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