a few quick picks...

After suffering a brain hemorrhage, a 35-year-old Englishwoman went into a coma for about 10 days. When she awoke, her personality changed, and she began demanding sex from her husband seven times a night. Soon, she went elsewhere to fulfill her needs, and, at last count, has had sexual relations with 50 men. Her husband is making her stay home.

I’LL JUST TURN THIS ON - OH, HOLD ON, SOMEONE’S AT THE DOOR . . . A man burglarized a technology company in Mount Ommaney, Australia, and stole tens of thousands of dollars worth of cutting edge computer equipment including a state-of-the-art satellite navigation system which pinpoints your location. When the thief got it home, he plugged it in to see if it worked. It did. It told the police exactly where he was.

BREATHALYZER TEST? ME? BUT WHY, OFFICER? . . . A man was arrested for drunken driving in Ypsilanti, Mich., with his young son in the car. When the mother came to pick the boy up, police discovered that she was drunker than her husband. She was arrested, too.

THIS ISN’T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, DARLING . . . Suspicious that his wife was cheating on him, a 70-year-old man broke into her paramour’s home in South Wales where he found his unfaithful spouse eating Chinese food and wearing only a towel. She explained that she had taken off her clothes so they wouldn’t get greasy from the chow mein. His attorney said, “There will be no reconciliation.”

YES, I WOULD SAY WE HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHO WE’RE LOOKING FOR . . . A man took his own picture with a display camera at a store in Milford, Conn., apparently to see how it worked, then placed it back on the shelf and stole another camera. Store officials have turned the man’s picture over to police. They are looking for him.

THAT’S STRANGE, I’VE BEEN LEAVING HIM MESSAGES . . . After dating a man for less than a year, a Salt Lake City woman agreed to sell her condo and belongings and fly to Florida, where he said he would bring his car and join her in a few days. Instead, he withdrew $110,000 from her account, went to Mexico, bought a boat, sailed for Ireland, and did not return her phone calls.

I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY . . . Employees of a department store in Joplin, Mo., found a 52-year-old homeless man walking through the aisles dressed in items he took from the ladies lingerie section, including pink panties and a pink camisole.