Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad

DES MOINES, Iowa — A Des Moines man was charged with domestic assault Sunday after throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father.

Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested after the bag of cheesy chips hit his father, Michael Hamman, in the face.

Police said the bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.

The police report said — quote— "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.

What a silly waste of time. High loser who still lives at home throws small bag of fake food at dad. Dad is pussy. Cries. Calls cops. You have to be kidding me, this is absolutely and unequivocally the most pathetic thing I've heard in days.