can it count as the mile high club if it's with yourself?

Frontier flier charged with indecent exposure

A 42-year-old Kentucky man faces federal charges after several witnesses aboard a flight from Louisville to Denver International Airport told an FBI agent that they saw him exposed and touching himself, according to an arrest affidavit.

Alan Michael Froula of Fisherville, Ky., was charged Tuesday in federal court with unlawfully and knowingly making a lewd, obscene and indecent act on an aircraft. The incident allegedly took place Saturday on a Frontier Airlines flight.

Froula was wearing a polo shirt, khaki shorts, sunglasses and had an iPod strapped to his arm, the affidavit said. But a passenger alerted a flight attendant that his genitals were sticking out of his shorts, the report said.

Two other passengers told police that Froula fondled himself throughout the flight.
"He was smiling and seemed to be enjoying himself," one of the passengers said in a police report.
Froula was arrested at the airport and later posted $20,000 bail.