yo bitches, I post blogs like Owen Wilson shoots heroin!

Which is tragic and absolutely no laughing matter. What is a little funny, however, is that you would try to off yourself over a breakup. Granted, Kate Hudson is fabulous, but you are the homewrecker in this situation, remember? Remember the happy trifecta? Nor Ryder has to deal with Dax, and that is your fault. Way to go. On second thought, about that suicide attempt....
no, just kidding. suicide is still not funny.

Mimes, however...perpetually funny. Owen Wilson, only ephemerally so.