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Briefcase thief but misses out on $16,697
From correspondents in Duesseldorf

A THIEF stole a briefcase and threw it away without noticing it contained €10,000 ($16,697) in cash, German authorities said today.
"I think they'll be annoyed when they find out," said a spokesman for police in the western city of Duesseldorf.

The case's owner, a 57-year-old Iranian businessman, had reported it missing as he prepared to board a flight in Duesseldorf airport.
A policewoman later found it - ransacked, but still containing the two cash-filled envelopes.