And the funniest thing about JDate is...

JEWISH people PAYING for hook ups.
ha.


Epic sox week. win Tues, lose yesterday, win today. Today I think was the best game...yesterday was just sad. Tues was fun and excellent becuase Haley's dad bought me beer. And nips. Man really knows how to win a girl's heart.
Tonight though, there was this little kid sitting behind Matt and he was the greatest.
Of course, we all boo the evil miscreant Barold Bonds. (Barry clearly stands for Barold. Take it.) And this dweeb child says "Daddy, why is everyone booing Barry Bonds?" After a clearly more than awkward pause (well honey, when a man and a woman love each other very much...) he responds "People are mad at him becuase he takes steroids. They make him big, and no one likes a cheater."

and what, you ask, does the little boy say next?

"STEROIDS ARE STUPID. HE SHOULD JUST PRACTICE MORE."
I could have married him. So priceless.