Humanoids are stupid. Laugh at them.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

to give props where props are due, Laquidera, I love you.

You know you are living in the 21st Century when

1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 different phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in shit from Costco.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, (which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life), is now a cause for panic and you turn the car around to go back and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually double-checked to see if there wasn't a #9 on this list.
16. Your ______ was right- You do need to get a life.
17. Now you are a bit concerned, because 14 of these 17 points are totally true.


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