Humanoids are stupid. Laugh at them.

"We want our money back now for the taxpayers," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said. [on 90-100% taxes on Bailouts.]

A new documentary claims that somewhere in the midst of shooting an 8 pound creature out of a 1 inch well, slit.....women in labor actually ...

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- A proposal in Texas to restrict tanning bed usage is being compared to legislation against Big Tobacco. "In the U...

so tall...so short...so funny!

Bellevue, Nebraska was one fat officer short in their PD, but not for long. The Nebraska Court of Appeals this week reversed their decision ...

In the perpetual back and forth NBC Universal Chief Executive Jeff Zucker and comedian/TV host Jon Stewart, Zucker took his most recent jab:...

Who knew? Networks are livid that Obama is, yet again, demanding prime time air for his latest address. Next Tuesday Obama will interrupt r...

While Congress took it hard for the AIG bonuses, Obama spent his time Tuesday choosing his bracket. (He chose NC....go tarheels!) As could ...

(US Weekly) - A war of words has erupted between Miley Cyrus and her former rock Gods Radiohead. After earlier being quoted saying “Stinkin’...

FOX POINT, Wis. (AP) - Not learning from his predecessors, a robber idiotically targeted a Tae Kwon Do studio in suburban Milwaukee for his ...

SPOKANE, Wash.(The Spokesman-Review) - The mysterious mewing in Vickie Mendenhall's home started about the same time she bought a used c...

Nicosia, Cyrpus - A hooded man robbed a bank in the Cyprus capital on Friday after breaking in through a window and hiding in the toilet unt...

BELLEVUE, Wash. (AP) - The State Trooper pulled over a commuter in the HOV lane for a run-of-the mill seat belt violation after spotting the...

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - As a woman in Malaysia was calmly picking sapodilla friut out of her neighbors tree, she could have no idea wh...

MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - The Interstate 10 welcome center in Baldwin County is closed until it gets test results on a suspicious substance fo...

ASHEVILLE, N.C. (AP) - A North Carolina Girl Scout's who has already sold 700 boxes of cookies through YouTube has been shut down. 8-yea...

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - The organizer of past protests of Foie Gras Week in Philadelphia is sitting out this year. Humane League of Philadelphia...

LISBON (Reuters) - Alarmed by high death rates from strokes in Portugal, deputies from the ruling Socialist party submitted a bill to parlia...

BEIJING (Reuters) - Police in southwest China are spicing up drivers with raw chili in a bid to stop them falling asleep at the wheel, a new...

HARGEISA, Somalia (Reuters) - Twenty-one couples have shared a joint wedding in Somalia, where the traditional lavish celebrations are incre...

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York funeral director is offering a free funeral to who ever will undertake a construction job at his Manhattan h...

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German mathematician who died 450 years ago has been sent a letter demanding that he pay long-overdue television licens...

MTV- Miley Cyrus can probably meet anyone she wants to these days. After all, she is the face of the Disney Teen Queen generation. But there...

from mothernature.com Homeopathic Treatment for Conjunctivitis: Imagery Close your eyes, breathe out three times and imagine yourself stand...

TOKYO (Reuters) - Ecstatic fans of the Hanshin Tigers baseball team tossed the statue of the Kentucky Fried Chicken mascot into the Dotonbor...

Daily Mail - Lesbians living in South Africa are being raped by men who believe it will 'cure' them of their sexual orientation, a ...

PITTSFIELD (Berkshire Eagle) — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been char...

Scientists have jsut invented a phone batery that can charge in just 10 seconds. The device charges 100 times as fast as a conventional bat...

The STAGGERING results of an informal Boston Public Health Commission survey are in, and they are truly despicable. Nearly half of the 200 B...

WASHINGTON (AP) - The White House objected Thursday to U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon's description of the United States as a "...

Recognizing that the hispanic population is soaring in the southwestern US, Wal-mart plans to open Latino Markets in Arizona and Texas. The ...

BRASILIA, Brazil (CNN) -- Usually, when a rape victim is impregnated, the answer "abortion" seems fairly logical. Not to the Cat...

Dwight York (born June 26, 1945[1] or 1935[2]), also known as Malachi Z. York, Issa Al Haadi Al Mahdi, et alii, is an author, black supremac...

Honestly, it just keeps getting better! Disco was created by the devil to win the souls of the Nubians: "The evil one knows that he can...

Malachai Z. York: Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organize...

From the books of Nuwabi, my new favorite religion. York once explained the "Tamahus" (whites) this way: "[They] have an unli...

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WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama says human cloning is "dangerous, profoundly wrong" and has no place in society. Obama ma...

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World Net Daily - A respected pastor, best-selling author and founder of a major ministry to teens predicts an imminent "earth-shatteri...

By Larry Copeland and Kevin Johnson, USA TODAY ATLANTA — In a city where Coca Cola, United Parcel Service and Home Depot are the titans of i...

FOX- It cleans. It disinfects. It cures athlete's foot. You can even drink it — well, a little. What is it? According to a recent articl...

44-year-old Helg Sgarbi wined and dined a string of rich wives and widows, including Germany's wealthiest woman Mrs Klatten, winning the...

TUL- Shuqualak, Miss. – Bob Skelding, who last August left his Deerfield, NH home to take a cross-country trip in a homemade wagon pulled by...

SILVER SPRING, Md. (AP) - Montgomery County police say 16 people were arrested after a fight broke out during a concert held to promote nonv...

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MARYVILLE, Ill. (AP) - A pastor shot and killed during his Sunday sermon deflected the first of the gunman's four rounds with a Bible, ...

DETROIT (AP) — Members of Obama's autos task force will test drive the Chevrolet Volt rechargeable electric car when they visit the Detr...

The Federation of Canadian Municipalities has asked Canadian cities and towns to phase out the sale and purchase of bottled water on municip...

NEW YORK CITY - The A-list of manmade climate-change skeptics is meeting in New York City for the 2009 International Conference on Climate C...

The Federation of Canadian Municipalities has asked Canadian cities and towns to phase out the sale and purchase of bottled water on municip...

Because I referenced the story, but never posted the original. Saturday, February 28, 2009 - TUL- MANCHESTER - Three KFC workers were hoaxed...

MANCHESTER – A man was burned last night when he fell into a deep-fryer unit at a fried chicken restaurant, officials said. The incident hap...