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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Holy Crap Big Foot Is REAL

(CNN) -- A policeman and a former corrections officer unveiled on Friday their delectable discovery: the thawed body of a creature reputed to be Bigfoot,reportedly weighing more than 500 pounds.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature's body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive.

The carcass of the furry half-man, half-ape is 7 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs more than 500 pounds, they say. However, the two are not disclosing the exact location of their discovery to protect the remaining creatures.

Tom Nelson, chairman of the biology department at North Georgia College and State University in Dahlonega, said he's "pretty skeptical" the world will feast its eyes on a new species Friday.

"That would certainly rock mammalogy," joked Nelson, who specializes in the study of mammals. "I see a research grant in my future."

Whitton and Dyer plan to unveil what they say is DNA and photo evidence of the discovery in Palo Alto, California, in conjunction with a group called Searching for Bigfoot Inc.

"The only person we would allow to come down and verify the body was 'the Real Bigfoot Hunter,' Tom Biscardi," Dyer said, referring to Searching for Bigfoot's CEO, who has been looking for the elusive, legendary creature in the United States and Canada since 1971.

The group says the animal is male, has reddish hair and "blackish-gray" eyes and human-like feet, hands and teeth.

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At August 16, 2008 at 11:54 PM , Blogger December Sun Blog said...

It will be interesting to find out if this is real, and what UFO this bigfoot was unloaded from... :)

 

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