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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

F those little blue pills, I want me some melons!

Researchers at Texas A&M are scouring thousands of Watermelons to find the one with the magic.
The beneficial ingredient they seek? Citrulline.
the problem? It's mostly found in the rinds. The hope is to find melons with it in the flesh...for mass breedings. And erections across the world.

In the body, citrulline is converted with the help of certain enzymes into an amino acid called arginine. Arginine increases nitric oxides, which scientists believe relax blood vessels, improving flow, much as do Viagra and similar impotence drugs.

No studies have been done to prove that citrulline in melons is actually an effective dick stimulant.

A year ago, researchers at the USDA facility in Beltsville., Md., reported blood levels of arginine to be 11 percent higher in volunteers who for three weeks consumed 24 ounces a day of watermelon juice, and 18 percent higher among those consuming 48 ounces, compared to participants who consumed no melon juice.

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