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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

bolting to nyc.

I overhear the man in the seats next to mine talking on his cell phone. “Yo this bus is tight. It smells like a new car. And there's power things on the seats. Yeah. Bolt bus.”
Bolt Bus is a company that advertises itself. A bus that is new, clean, has power and wireless internet. In a time where busses are struggling to compete with cheap express planes and acela, the old model just can’t keep up.
Enter bolt bus, dream of yuppies and millenials alike. A place where you can sit, throw on your headphones, and scour the internet for crappy youtube videos and juicy celebrity gossip. No old man sitting next to you yapping your ear off about the Lord – Bolt is still new enough that on my 530 Weds bus to NY (from Boston) I’m one of only 14 passengers….theoretically allotting each of us 3.6 seats---though I choose to use only 2.
I proceeded to watch Skins for hours. Amazing.

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