What the Improper REALLY stands for.

You might already be wondering what the hell I'm doing with an Improper Bostonian in my hand.
Let me just say, I love Ezra Dyer. He's angry, jaded, mean...everything I adore. If he were not happily married, I'd be on him. No joke! The dude makes me crack up on the weekly.
So I get the excuse for a rag. Really, one large, 40 page advertisment for dancing and drinking with sluts.
But they did the WORST most offensive thing - to me. For most readers...it's why they pick it from it's shiny street corner box in the first place.
And, without further ado:

THE LIST
10 of the priciest T-shirts on Newbury St.
10. Stil: green, 100% cotton, $128.
.....4. Riccardi: The Great China Wall, brown, 100% cotton, $470.
AND THE VICTOR, you sick, sick fucks
1. Chanel: white, patch pocket, 100%cotton, $1,065
THIS IS MORE THAN I PAY IN RENT. For a goddamned fruit of the loom fucking white cotton tee. Please, please tell me this is a joke. I beg you.