more stuffwhitepeoplelike goodness

When you enter a white person’s home, you should immediately search for anything not made by Ikea, Crate and Barrel or Athropologie. Upon finding such an item, you should ask “where did you get that? It’s really cool.” The white person will then tell you a story about how they acquired it, allowing them to feel cool and giving them a reminder about their fantastic taste.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/49-vintage/