A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD!

1. Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
2. A man's home is his castle. In a manor of speaking.
3. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
4. My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
5. Dijon vu. The same mustard as before.
6. Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.
7. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
8. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death
9. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
10. Electricity comes from electrons. Does morality come from morons?
11. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
12. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
13. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
14. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
15. Banning the bra was a big flop.
16. Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
17. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
18. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
19. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
20. Without geometry, life is pointless.
21. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
22. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
23. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
24. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.