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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Iowa Police Officer Stripped of His Duties After Traffic Stop Sex

A Cedar Rapids, Iowa police officer was stripped of his duties after he admitted having consensual sexual relations with a woman following a traffic stop, the Cedar Rapids Gazette reported.

Kevin Sims, 36, was on duty as a police officer when he stopped at a bar to do a bar check, greeting a woman he knew from previous checks, the newspaper reported.

About a half-hour after the check, Sims pulled the woman's car over as she left the bar, according to the report.

She told him she had a suspended license, but instead of taking her information, Sims took her to a park where the woman and Sims had "intimate relations" while Sims was on duty, the Cedar Rapids Gazette reported.

In a plea agreement between Sims and prosecutors, the ex-policeman will never be allowed to be a law enforcement officer anywhere, the newspaper reported.

here's a rundown:

Cop: mam, do you know how fast you were going?
slut: why officer, Im not quite sure? but obviously not fast enough for a man like you.
cop: i saw you leave that bar over yonder. (it was in iowa) have you been drinking?
slut: i only had one......just enough to lower my inhibitions enough to (touching his sticking-out chest hair) warm my senses.
cop: hows about i warm your senses over in those bushes?

[[fucking commences]]
are you kidding me? how does this shit even happen? i've been pulled over more than once, and trust me...we've never spoken long enough to make that happen.

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