Humanoids are stupid. Laugh at them.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Amen to these bad MFers!

Like E.F. Hutton, when Big Papi talks, people listen!

The new issue of Sports Illustrated, with the World Champion Boston Red Sox [team stats] on the cover, reveals that, when the Sox went down 2 games to 1 to the Cleveland Indians, David Ortiz [stats] cleared the clubhouse of everyone but the players and gave his boys a big, fat talking to.

“Listen,” the designated hitter began, according to SI, “we’re not just a good team. We’re a great team. And don’t you (bleeping) forget that. And let’s go play one at a time and go prove that. Because let me tell you something . . .”



“Ortiz pulled on the sides of his gray road jersey,” the story goes on. “ ‘There’s a reason why you wear this Red Sox uniform . . .’ ”

“Ortiz paused for a beat, letting the suspenseful silence fill the rapt room. ‘Because you’re a bad mother(bleeper).’ ”

The Red Sox lost that night, but never lost again on their way to a second World Championship in four seasons.

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