Thank you Beep, this web page is AMAZING.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Raver

Rave music

Whenever you go to a rave, don't expect to see any musical instruments at all. Turntables are not instruments either; don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The only thing ravers listen to is electronic music, which everyone else calls techno. Never call it that though, as you'll have an hours-long argument on your hands as the raver will try to educate you on the intricate categorizations of electronic music. Even shithead and well-known wigger, eminem, knows that raver "music" sucks.


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