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Wednesday, July 4, 2007

One part awesome, two parts sad.

Whenever I feel bad about or get down on myself, I can just re-read this and think about how truly fucked up my life could be, and just smile. It could be so, so much worse.
Furious Kate calls in removal men to cart away Pete's junk

The fiery love affair between Kate Moss and her musician boyfriend Pete Doherty looks to have come to an abrupt end as a removal van arrived at Kate's north London home to remove Pete's belongings.

A removal man from firm TaxiVans was seen coming out of the supermodel's home carrying artwork, and a couple of Pete's treasured guitars. Vintage suitcases could be seen in the back of the van, along with an accordion, and guitar cases.



Pete's worldly possessions include a guitar and a stack of vintage suitcases


Hell hath no fury: Kate organised for removal men to rid her house of Pete's things

Earlier today Doherty protested that it wasn't Kate who dumped him, but rather it was he who was fed up with the supermodel suffocating him and told her: "I need my space."

The couple have had a series of screaming rows last week over his cheating, and according to reports he even went so far as to say to her: "It's like living with a f**king stalker."



Swan song: Pete's collection of instruments were all packed up in the truck
Pete Doherty

Bleeding art: Pete's paintings, including what appears to be a portrait of Kate, were also removed

Miss Moss, 33, changed the locks on the heavy wrought iron gates to her home in north London while Doherty has moved back to the flat he owns in Hackney, East London.

When the couple's difficulties came to light, it was automatically assumed that it was Kate who did the dumping after Pete was caught with a South African model in a London club last week - but reports say it's actually Pete who's refusing to take Kate's calls because he says all she does is scream and shout down the phone at him.



Pete Doherty arrives at a London court moments after a warrant had been issued for his arrest

Heartbroken: Kate Moss surfaced for the first time following reports of boyfriend Pete's fling with a model. She appeared to have locked him out of her home

The model, 33, has reportedly told the 28-year-old singer that she can't live with him because of his cheating - but she can't live without him either.

And Kate is said to have issued Pete with a series of conditions but he is not prepared to accept them.

Over: Pete has reportedly described Kate as a 'stalker'

A source said: "Kate has been crying non-stop for days. She flew out to Paris on Saturday in the hope that Pete would come running after her but instead he went on a massive bender.

"She's trying eveything to get him hooked back on her but he's had enough of her keeping him on such a short leash.

"Kate's now back in London and has been calling Pete constantly, screaming and crying down the phone.

"She's angry and upset but completely obsessed and wants him back. He can't handle her and feels suffocated, so has suggested they take a break."


Housing slump: this is said to be Pete Doherty's new residence

Jefferson Hack, father of Kate's daughter Lila Grace, is worried about the model's state of mind during this emotional time.

He has stepped in to help look after the four-year-old while Moss sorts out her relationship with Doherty.

The Babyshambles singer unwittingly confirmed the pair had gone their separate ways when he appeared in court yesterday on drugs charges.

Asked to give his address, he began to give Miss Moss's details before correcting himself, saying: 'Actually, that has changed.'

He broke down and wept as he admitted his law-breaking had been triggered by 'personal problems'.

Before their bust up, Pete was seen leaving Crystal with two girls

Doherty, 28, was pictured having a cosy tete-a-tete with a South African model on Friday after a night at the Crystal nightclub in London. When word got back to Miss Moss the next day, she was said to have flown into a rage and locked him out of the home he has been sharing with her for months, then fled to Paris with her daughter Lila Grace.

She was due to take to the catwalk on Monday in John Galliano's tenth anniversary fashion show for Dior in Paris with Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Lily Cole and Gisele Bundchen. But in floods of tears she pulled out of the show at the last minute.

She returned to London but remained silent about her relationship when she emerged from her home.

Doherty, meanwhile, escaped jail after being caught driving his Jaguar without insurance or a valid MoT certificate, but with a stash of crack cocaine, heroin, ketamine and cannabis.

He turned up at West London magistrates' court more than two hours late to face six drugs and driving charges.

The singer, who is already under a community order for his drug abuse, was said by his lawyer to have made progress in battling his addiction. But district judge Davinder Lachhar warned him he could be jailed.

She agreed to defer sentencing until next month to give him a chance to undergo a five-day rehabilitation programme.

Doherty, who refused to discuss his relationship with Miss Moss, said as he left court: "It is rehab or jail. I was going to rehab anyway to be honest but this is a little push."

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